im such an asshole but im also a v kind-hearted person who likes making ppl happy and if i love u i will love u with all my heart and all my soul but then im also such an asshole
I think the scariest thing about growing up is watching as everyone’s dreams and aspirations are put to the side in favor of reality
the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”
Oh my gods.
Waldo from the Where’s Waldo books
He wears stripes
because he doesn’t want to be spotted.
i’m gonna hit something.
don’t ever go on a car ride with me because i won’t talk to you i’ll just stare out the window the entire time
people are talking about the year of luigi ending
y o u c a n ’ t k i l l a g o d
i fucking called this. I FUCKING CALLED THIS
i hate people who glorify winter there is nothing fun and cute about winter you fuckin wake up and ya piss is frozen in ya dick is that what you want you hot chocolate loving fuck